Ssssweeeeet Benedict, sssleeping in our bed. Yesss, yesss…
We strokesss it, we petsss its hair.
this is officially the funniest post ever
So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me.
I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt
I’M SO HAPPY
so for my schools Senior prank someone put gold fish in all the water bottles. I’m
- Parents: Don't talk to people on the internet.
- Me: Trust me, I try to get them to talk to me all the time and they don't want to.
I want to know that I’m not alone in this…
Every single day
every second of my waking life and every moment of my dreaming one
if you wanna be my lover, you gotta watch doctor who
you also should watch sherlock
so I was just scrolling to my liked post and I got really far, like all the way back to christmas eve, and this is basically what the Merlin fandom looked like that night:
Everyone looked about ready to commit suicide.
We still are.
Would people be as comfortable buying meat if the date the animal was KILLED was displayed alongside the ‘best before’ date? Consumers should remember that meat is the dead flesh from a once living breathing sentient animal who didn’t want to die.
actually i would feel more comfortable. it would make choosing fresher meat easier. thats a very good idea.
when vegan ideas backfire completely
Why don’t stores do this? It would make me feel worlds better about the meat I choose. Was it slaughtered then kept frozen for a while? Or was it fresh shipped right after the kill? These are important. Thanks for helping us out with this great idea, my vegan friend! I thought you didn’t like us meat eaters..
I’m just laughing so hard.
I’m doing a thing where i’m trying to find out which is the most popular revival regeneration.
Do not pity the dead. Pity the living. And above all, pity those who live without love. - SuperWhoLock take on a Harry Potter quote
um excuse me but WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT