internetsgreatesthits:

do well in school kids, because if you do you might become an astronaut and get to leave the god-forsaken shitscape of earth for good

fishemoji:

Google street view changing the world in a positive way

zooeyclairedeschanel:

i have no interest in small talk tell me about ur childhood and what ur parents are like and how many siblings u have and if u are afraid of death or if u believe in an afterlife and what ur favorite movie is and if u like romantic comedies or horror movies or action movies and what kind of music u like and why and tell me the bands or artists u loved in middle school but are too ashamed to admit to anyone else

im-tha-doctor:

Why are basic necessities so expensive? I mean like 

  • toilet paper
  • bread
  • comic con 
  • milk

agent-of-fandom:

mamalaz:

Avengers Actually Assembled

A world where film studio rights don’t exist and all of Marvel exists as one place.

thirliewhirl:

girls who were bullied most of their life and gain confidence at one point should be feared most because they dont take anyone’s shit no longer and they will destroy you if you think otherwise

pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

cocobeef:

LOOKIN CUTE IN THE MIRROR LIKE

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THEN IN THE PHOTO I’M ALL LIKE

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HACHACHACHA GIMME YOUR FIRSTBORN

kyoufushimi:

*looks around nervously*
*discreetly enters the manga section of the public library*

I’ve recently read an article where Kit Harington said he wants to see more male nudity on the show.